Lewd:suggestive of or tending to moral looseness.
For some reason, I love this definition. Tonight--it was awesome. I was introduced to this word that has the potential to make each of my future conversations better, lewd..er. I was told by my RA that he had the "authority" to write me up for making lewd comments. (Not saying that I had made one). I'm glad that he has this "false sensation of power." (Avery) It may not be false, but it most definitely is hysterical. I think he meant to warn me--considering the fact that he has finally caught on to the fact that my censor is quite opaque. Instead, he encouraged me. It is my goal to lewd it up in his presence. If I get dismissed--it will be for a good cause. Lewdness.
On a good day, a normal day, tending to moral looseness is my forte. Let me tell ya. I am the loosest of the loose. I actually have a sash that says "Queen of Lewd" in sparkly letters. It's really weird that somebody else wants to crown me for something I have been previously applauded for. I will not take the credit, the credit goes to my friend, Lewd.
I will not lead you astray...making people feel uncomfortable is very entertaining. Especially when they run after you for a comment that made them feel uncomfortable. I must've forgotten that hand and holding cannot be found together in the same sentence. Luckily my leg length is triple his--my stride quadruple--catch me if you can little man.
Overall, I can't really comprehend what happened. I'm thinking that looking into purchasing a new word censor is in my best interest. I'm just not sure if it's for me, though. I love that I have the ability to talk comfortably about "moral looseness." I mean, since I am lewd and all--I'd hope to have that talent.
I've discovered some pretty great things about myself today:
1) I am ornery all the time--according to a roommate that will remain nameless. Oh really? Maybe I'm just the only one that says what's bothering me to your face instead of behind your back. Weird.
2) I lack intelligence...according to my history teacher that gave me a C- on my paper. Probably because he didn't understand the large vocabulary it contained.
3) I am annoying. I have definitely never heard that one before...
4) I have boy emotions. I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
5) I am potentially morally loose. That's really cool.
6) My middle name is Lewd. Oh.
Definitely a day for the books. And thanks for reading...Alexa's pessimistic blog. I hope I made your day.
